Let Her Upgrade You

Evil: i can do for you what Martin did for the people.

Tina: i hate that line.

Evil: iknowyoudothatswhyitismystatus.com

Evil: Stop hating on Beyonce. She is just that powerful. Trust.

Tina: i am not hating on beyonce. i just think she's dumb. that's fact. if i said she was ugly, that would be a different story. it's like saying beyonce has a weave. beyonce is dumb. it's an understatement.

Tina: MLK is spinning in his grave.

Evil: spinning in a funky fresh break dance move to her ultra hip beats.

Tina: i'm leaving.